What is the Devil's Pen?
It's where you turn when you need copywriting that doesn't suck.
Who do you work with?
I help SaaS, celebrities, high-ticket coaches, and businesses between 100k to 50M+.
Can I hire you (Lex) as my lead copywriter?
If it makes financial sense for me, sure.
I just started my biz, can you help me?
Probably not. I'm not into charity work.
Can you coach me/my team/my clients?
Book a call so we can chat about it. If it makes financial sense, then yes.
Will your writing make us millions?
I'm no psychic, but many of my clients take a dip in their Scrooge McDuck cash pools before bed at night.
How long will it take to get a draft?
Usually 2-3 weeks for a first draft depending on the scope of your project.
How do you price your services?
If we seem like a fit on our call, then I'll send you a formal proposal with pricing options so you can decide what works best for you.
How can you bill as much as my lawyer?
If I bill as much as your lawyer, you need a better lawyer.
What can I expect from you?
You can expect I will do everything within the powers gifted to me by the dark lord himself to give you an awesome experience. No bs. No excuses.
Why should I hire you over another writer?
A better question is why aren't you reading another writer's FAQ? Also, why should I take you on as one of my 2 clients this month when I can work with celebrities, influencers, and high-ticket brands?